This SO reader put a lot of work into this, and I think her comments are halarious so I am putting this list in it's own post. I hope this anonymous person doesn't mind. I'm not sure why but this comment didn't show up on the comments section where they posted it, but I think it deserves it's own post anyway! Here they are...get ready to giggle:
"ONE FOR THE MONEY
Mazda Miata - Repossessed by Lenny Gruber.
Chevy Nova - Left for dead, which is OK since it had already been vandalized and had no muffler, tailpipe or radio.
Joe's Cherokee - According to the morning paper, "unexplained explosion".
TWO FOR THE DOUGH
Jeep Wrangler - Stolen in front of The House of Eternal Slumber.
THREE TO GET DEADLY
Baby Nissan Pickup - Bad carburetor since day one. High school kids called it a "fartmobile". Finally met it's maker in the form a of a rocket launcher. Blown to pieces. R.I.P. baby pickup.
FOUR TO SCORE
CRX - Soaked in gasoline and ignited by a discarded cigarette butt from Mrs. Nowicki.
Lula's Firebird - Blown up with the CRX. That's what you get for parking next to Stephanie.
Porsche Boxter - Sideswiped by a garbage truck and later exploded into flames.
Garbage Truck - Parked next to Boxter. Blew up and then fell on what remained of the Boxter.
BMW - Stolen, but thief was kind enough to leave the plates and registration number.
Honda Civic - Fire started from wacky tobacky use by Mooner and Reefer.
Rollswagon - A few dents, but mostly too embarrassing for even Stephanie to drive.
Mitchell and Habib's Lincoln - Not really Stephanie's fault. Car was trashed by Morris Munson driving like a maniac in his Crown Victoria.
Carpet Car - Caught on fire from flaming dog poop in a bag.
Honda CRV - Crumpled up like an accordion by DeChooch in a Cadillac.
Honda CRV - Fire bombed by a rabbit.
Honda CRV - Same rabbit doused the CRV in starter fluid and lit a match to it.
Ranger's Truck - Went up in flames from a package tossed into the bed. Probably the same rotten rabbit.
VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUMS
Honda CRV- Ignited by an incredibly dry Christmas tree and consumed in the fire.
TEN BIG ONES
Ford Escape - Made it through To the Nines, only to be fire bombed by Red Devil Robber at the beginning of Ten Big Ones.
$200 Lincoln Town Car - Sprayed with graffiti and shot to bits by The Slayers.
ELEVEN ON TOP
Stephanie's Saturn SL - Car bomb set off when Mama Macaroni turned the ignition.
Joe's SUV (make unmentioned) - Blew up with his garage.
No cars were destroyed in Twelve Sharp. Instead she went through some men.
Joe Morelli - Got beat up rescuing Stephanie and Lula from a bar brawl.
Tank - Took one to the "the boys" while trying to help apprehend the old lady who works at the Pleasure Treasure.
Ranger - Took a few bullets to the chest (was wearing a vest) while playing decoy to capture Scrog.
Diesel's (possibly hot) Corvette- Smashed through a hedge and into a topiary column. It was driveable afterward, but would never be the same.
BETWEEN TWELVE SHARP AND LEAN MEAN THIRTEEN
Mini Cooper - Traded it with her sister Valerie for an Escape, because it was too hard to get the bad guys in the back of the Cooper.
Ford Escape - Tree fell on it.
LEAN MEAN THIRTEEN
Crown Vic - After having the back window blown out and a squirrel explode all over the inside, it is left for dead on the side of the road.
Monte Carlo (with no reverse) - Destroyed by Lula with a rocket launcher.
Maroon Econoline Van- Not really Stephanie's, but caught her bad car juju anyway. Struck by a russet potato and exploded, as predicted by Gary-the-Stalker.
Jeep Wranger- Defiled by an infestation of raccoons in the Pine Barrens.
Rangeman SUV- Exploded by a rocket.
someone needs to count fifteen and sixteen"
These are so great, right? Thanks for putting all that work into finding out how many cars were destroyed. I got a big kick out of this!!