It's been a while since I posted one of these, so I have quite a few to post. I'll just do my favorites!
'“Boy I hate being shot at. I really hate it.” Stephanie, Three to Get DeadlyEnjoy!!
”She asked him if he thought she was putting on weight, and he said Yes, and she stabbed him.” Grandma Mazur, Twelve Sharp
“Look at the strawberry doughnut with the rainbow sprinkles. Doesn't it make you happy?” Stephanie, Twelve Sharp
“I gave up being a 'ho, but I still like to keep up with the technology.” Lula, Twelve Sharp
“I swear I don't know how you ever make a capture.” Vincent Plum, Seven Up'