Evanovich's Daily Stephanie Plum Quote

It’s that time again. I have a bunch more Stephanie Plum quotes for you:


“Cupcake, your life is scary.” Joe Morelli, Hard Eight

“One of them daytime shows did a thing on school bus drivers who got hemorrhoids on account of the seats weren't good.” Grandma Mazur, Four

“Do you have any idea what's its like for a mother to drive down the street and see her daughter chased by a rabbit?” Helen Plum, Eight

“That's what her cars do. They explode." Lula, High Five

“Next thing your seat was on fire. And then it kind of spread from there. It was glorious until these gentlemen hosed it.” Mooner, Hot Six

Love these quotes! They are good for a mood-lifting giggle first thing in the morning. ;)