Welcome to my own little corner of cyberspace for all things Stephanie Plum and much, much more. I absolutely love - Okay, I'm completely obsessed with- Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. After diligent searching for anything Plum on the internet, I discovered that the Stephanie 411 was next to nil. So this is my own little contribution to the lingerie buyer turned bounty hunter world of Stephanie Plum whose lot in life is to choose between two blindingly delicious, strong, sexy men; escape the occasional car fire; and refrain from the temptations of a delectible boston creme donut threatening to widen her waistline.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Evanovich's Daily Stephanie Plum Quote

I have some great quotes for you guys today! 
“I was ready to put out, but he got some acid reflux from the cookies and had to go home.” Grandma Mazur, Lean Mean Thirteen
“Joyce Barnhardt! Joyce Barnhardt couldn't carry your water pail! You're better than Joyce Barnhardt!” Helen Plum, Four to Score
“What's the matter? This the first time you've seen a hung-over transvestite? Sally Sweet, Four to Score
“Connie and me were just thinking we needed some chocolate doughnuts, weren't we, Connie?” Lula, Hot Six
“Has anyone told him the horse kid belongs to Valerie?” Frank Plum, Hard Eight
“All you have to do is pee on the plastic strip and wait for it to change color.” Mary Lou Molnar, Four to Score
“I think we should look in her panties drawer. That's where I'd go if I was a snake.” Big Dog, Hard Eight
“I've been to the other side. I see things. I got the eye.” Grandma Bella, Four to Score
“This here's the first time she exploded a garbage truck.” Lula, High Five
“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.” Joe Morelli, Four to Score
“It wasn't my fault that the funeral parlor burned down. And I almost never shoot people.” Stephanie, Hard Eight
“Bob's been a good boy today, except for eating that roll of toilet paper.” Grandma Mazur, Hot Six
“What do you think you are, the Terminator?” Vincent Plum, Hard Eight
“I don't do things I feel are morally wrong. But sometimes my moral code strays from the norm.” Ranger, High Five
“I love fast food. You can count on it. No surprises.” Albert Kloughn, Hard Eight
“He doesn't actually eat furniture. I mean chewing isn't eating, is it?” Brian Simon, Hot Six'
Wow!! I've really been a slacker! I hope you get a good laugh out of them anyway!! Enjoy!!
“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.” Vinnie, High Five


  1. Wow, I love the first one. Grandama Mazur cracks me up! Good stuff :D

  2. Seems like Stephanie says that she didn't mean to burn down the funeral parlor in several books. She never does live that down, does she?
    There are so many good lines--always love what Lula and Grandma have to say.


  3. I agree, Iheartjason. Lula and Grandma Mazur's lines are the best! Lula is my fav!!